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The
Devil is a great one for riddle games. Sometimes he will
appear and, without even making a decent offer for your
soul, he will start asking you questions, and if you
cannot answer them he will carry you off.
One of
the earliest British ballads is "The False Knight on the
Road," which is a question and-answer dialogue that
begins:
"0
where are you
going?"
Quoth the false knight on the
road.
"I'm going to the
school,"
Quoth the wee boy, and still he stood.
Folk-lorists
tell us that the false knight is the Devil, but the
steadfast wee boy bests him. In many Scandinavian and
Baltic legends the Devil buys a soul, but agrees to let
him off if he can answer certain questions, for example,
"How far is it from heaven to earth?" There are two
answers given to that one, "You ought to know, for you
fell the distance," a reply which apparently satisfies
the Devil, and the other, "One step, for my grandfather
has one foot in the grave and one in heaven."
Another situation is the converse of this: the
mortal is let off if he can ask the Devil a question he
cannot answer, or set him a task he cannot
perform.
After
several months of the most arduous research, involving
the study of countless faded manuscripts, Simon Flagg
succeeded - in summoning the devil. As a competent
medievalist, his wife had proved invaluable. A mere
mathematician himself, he was hardly equipped to
decipher Latin holographs, particularly when complicated
by rare terms from tenth-century demonology, so it was
fortunate that she had a flair for such
documents.
The
preliminary skirmishing over, Simon and the devil
settled down to bargain in earnest. The devil was sulky,
for Simon had scornfully declined several of his most
dependable gambits, easily spotting the deadly barb
concealed in each tempting bait.
"Suppose you
listen to a proposition from me for a change," Simon
suggested finally. "At least, it's a straightforward
one."
The devil irritably twirled his tail-tip
with one hand, much as a man might toy with his key
chain. Obviously, he felt injured.
"All right,"
he agreed, in a grumpy voice. "It can't do any harm.
Let's hear your proposal."
"I will pose a certain
question," Simon began, and the devil brightened, "to be
answered within twenty-four hours. If you cannot do so,
you must pay me $I00,000. That's a modest request
compared to most you get. No billions, no Helen of Troy
on a tiger skin. Naturally there must be no reprisals of
any kind if I win."
"Indeed!" the devil snorted.
"And what are your stakes?"
"If I lose, I will be
your slave for any short period. No torment, no loss of
soul - not for a mere $I00,000. Neither will I harm
relatives or friends. Although," he amended
thoughtfully, "there are exceptions."
The devil
scowled, pulling his forked tail petulantly. Finally, a
savage tug having brought a grimace of pain, he
desisted.
"Sorry," he said flatly. "I deal only
in souls. There is no shortage of slaves. The amount of
free, wholehearted service I receive from humans would
amaze you. However, here's what I'll do. If I can't
answer your question in the given time, you will receive
not a paltry $I00,000, but any sum within reason. In
addition, I offer health and happiness as long as you
live. If I do answer it - well, you know the
consequences. That's the very best I can offer." He
pulled a lighted cigar from the air and puffed in
watchful silence.
Simon stared
without seeing. Little moist patches sprang out upon his
forehead. Deep in his heart he had known what the
devil's only terms would be. Then his jaw muscles
knotted. He would stake his soul that nobody-man, beast,
or devil-could answer this question in twenty-four
hours.
"Include my life in that health and
happiness provision, and it's a deal," he said. "Let's
get on with it."
The devil nodded. He removed the
cigar stub from his mouth, eyed it distastefully, and
touched it with a taloned forefinger. Instantly it
became a large pink mint, which he sucked with noisy
relish.
"About your
question," he said, "it must have an answer, or our
contract becomes void. In the Middle Ages, people were
fond of proposing riddles. A few came to me with
paradoxes, such as that one about a village with one
barber who shaves all those, and only those, who don't
shave themselves. 'Who shaves the barber?' they asked.
Now, as Russell has noted, the 'all' makes such a
question meaningless and so unanswerable."
"My
question is just that - not a paradox," Simon assured
him.
"Very well. I'll answer it. What are you
smirking about?"
"Nothing," Simon replied,
composing his face.
"You have very good nerves,"
the devil said, grimly approving, as he pulled a
parchment from the air. "If I had chosen to appear as a
certain monster which combines the best features of your
gorilla with those of the Venusian Greater Kleep, an
animal - I suppose one could call it that of unique eye
appeal, I wonder if your aplomb-"
"You needn't
make any tests," Simon said hastily. He took the
proffered contract, and satisfied that all was in order,
opened his pocket-knife.
"Just a moment," the
devil protested. "Let me sterilize that; you might get
infected." He held the blade to his lips, blew gently,
and the steel glowed cherry red., "There you are. Now a
touch of the point to some-ah-ink, and we're all set.
Second line from the bottom, 'please; the last one's
mine."
Simon
hesitated, staring at the moist red tip.
"Sign,"
urged the devil, and squaring his shoulders, Simon did
so.
When his own signature had been added with a
flourish, the devil rubbed his palms together, gave
Simon a frankly proprietary glance, and said jovially:
"Let's have the question. As soon as I answer it, we'll
hurry off. I've just time for another client
tonight."
"All right," said Simon. He took a deep
breath. "My question is this: Is Fermat's Last Theorem
correct?"
The devil gulped. For the first time
his air of assurance weakened.
"Whose last what?"
he asked in a hollow voice.
"Fermat's Last
Theorem. It's a mathematical proposition which Fermat, a
seventeenth-century French mathematician, claimed to
have proved. However, his proof was never written down,
and to this day nobody knows if the theorem is true or
false." His lips twitched briefly as he saw the devil's
expression. "Well, there you are-go to it!"
"Mathematics!"
the devil exclaimed, horrified. "Do you think I've had
time to waste learning such stuff? I've studied the
Trivium and Quadrivium but as for algebra-say," he added
resentfully, "what kind of a question is that to ask
me?"
Simon's face was strangely wooden, but his
eyes shone. "You'd rather run 75,000 miles and bring
back some object the size of Boulder Dam, I suppose!" he
jeered. "Time and space are easy for you, aren't they?
Well, sorry. I prefer this. It's a simple matter," he
added, in a bland voice. "Just a question of positive
integers."
"What's a
positive integer?" the devil flared. "Or an integer, for
that matter?"
"To put it more formally," Simon
said, ignoring the devil's question, "Fermat's Theorem
states that there are no nontrivial, rational solutions
of the equation Xn
+ Yn = Zn for n a positive integer greater
than two."
"What's the meaning of -"
"You
supply the answers, remember."
"And who's to
judge-you?"
"No," Simon replied sweetly. 'I doubt
if I'm qualified, even after studying the problem for
years. If you come up with a solution, we'll submit it
to any good mathematical journal, and their referee will
decide. And you can't back out - the problem obviously
is soluble: either the theorem is true, or it is false.
No nonsense about multivalued logic, mind. Merely
determine which, and prove it in twenty-four hours.
After all, a man-excuse me-demon, of your intelligence
and vast experience surely can pick up a little math in
that time."
"I
remember now what a bad time I had with Euclid when I
studied at Cambridge," the devil said sadly. "My proofs
were always wrong, and yet it was all obvious anyway.
You could see just by the diagrams." He set his jaw.
"But I can do it. I've done harder things before.. Once
I went to a distant star and brought back a quart of
neutronium in just sixteen -"
"I know,". Simon
broke in. "You're very good at such
tricks."
"Trick, nothing!" was the angry retort.
"It's a technique so difficult-but never mind, I'm off
to the library. By this time tomorrow-"
"No,"
Simon corrected him. "We signed half an hour ago. Be
back in exactly twenty-three point five hours! Don't let
me rush you," he added ironically, as the devil gave the
clock a startled glance. "Have a drink and meet my wife
before you go."
"I never drink on duty. Nor have
I time to make the acquaintance of your wife ... now."
He vanished.
The
moment he left, Simon's wife entered.
"Listening
at the door again?" Simon chided her, without
resentment.
"Naturally," she said in her throaty
voice. "And, darling - I want to know - that question -
is it really difficult? Because if it's not - Simon, I'm
so worried."
"It's difficult, all right." Simon
was almost jaunty. "But most people don't realize that
at first. You see," he went on, falling automatically
into his stance for Senior Math II, "anybody can find
two whole numbers whose squares add up to a square. For
example, 32+42=52; that
is, 9+16=25. See?"
"Uh huh." She adjusted his
tie.
"But when you try to find two cubes that add
up to a cube, or higher powers that work similarly,
there don't seem to be any. Yet," he concluded
dramatically, "nobody has been able to prove that no
such numbers exist. Understand now?"
"Of course."
Simon's wife always understood mathematical statements,
however abstruse. Otherwise, the explanation was
repeated until she did, which left little time for other
activities.
"I'll make us some coffee," she said,
and escaped.
Four
hours later as they sat together listening to Brahms'
Third, the devil reappeared. "I've already learned
the fundamentals of algebra, trigonometry, and plane
geometry!" he announced triumphantly.
"Quick
work," Simon complimented him. "I'm sure you'll have no
trouble at all with spherical, analytic, projective,
descriptive, and. non-Euclidean geometrics."
The
devil winced. "Are there so many?" he inquired in a
small voice.'
"Oh, those are only a few." Simon
had the cheerful air suited to a bearer of welcome
tidings. "You'll like non-Euclidean"," he said
mendaciously. "There you don't have to worry about
diagrams - they don't tell a thing! And since you hated
Euclid anyway - "With a groan
the devil faded out like an old movie. Simon's wife
giggled.
"Darling," she sang, "I'm beginning to
think you've got him over a barrel."
"Shh," said
Simon. "The last movement. Glorious!"
Six
hours later, there was a smoky flash, and the devil was
back. Simon noted the growing bags under his eyes. He
suppressed a grin. "I've learned all those geometrics,"
the devil said with rim satisfaction. "It's coming
easier now. I'm about ready for your little
puzzle."
Simon shook his head. "You're trying to
go too fast. apparently you've overlooked such basic
techniques as calculus, differential equations, and
finite differences. Then -, here's -"
"Will I
need all those?" the devil moaned. He sat down and
knuckled his puffy eyelids, smothering a yawn.
"I
couldn't say," Simon replied, his voice expressionless.
'*But people have tried practically every kind of math
there is on that 'little puzzle,' and it's still
unsolved. Now, I suggest -" But the devil was in no mood
for advice from Simon. This time he even made a sloppy
disappearance while sitting down.
"I
think he's tired," Mrs. Flagg said. "Poor devil." There
was no discernible sympathy in her tones.
"So am
l," said Simon. "Let's get to bed. He won't be back
until tomorrow, I imagine."
"Maybe not," she
agreed, adding demurely, "but I'll wear the black
lace-just in case."
It
was the following afternoon. Bach seemed appropriate
somehow, so they had Landowska on.
"Ten more
minutes," Simon said. "If he's not back with a solution
by then, we've won. I'll give him credit; he could get a
Ph.D. out of my school in one day - with honours!
However-"
There was a hiss. Rosy clouds
mushroomed sulphurously. The devil stood before them,
steaming noisomely on the rug. His shoulders sagged; his
eyes were bloodshot; and a taloned paw, still clutching
a sheaf of papers, shook violently from fatigue or
nerves.
Silently,
with a kind of seething dignity, he flung the papers to
the floor, where he trampled them viciously with his
cloven hoofs. Gradually then, his tense figure relaxed,
and a wry smile twisted his mouth.
"You win,
Simon," he said, almost in a whisper, eyeing him with
ungrudging respect. "Not even I can learn enough
mathematics in such a short time for so difficult a
problem. The more I got into it, the worse it became.
Non-unique factoring, ideals-Baa!! Do you know," he
confided, "not even the best mathematicians on other
planets-all far ahead of yours-have solved it? Why,
there's a chap on Saturn-he looks something like a
mushroom on stilts-who solves partial differential
equations mentally; and even he's given up." The devil
sighed. "Farewell." He dislimned with a kind of weary
precision.
Simon
kissed his wife-hard. A long while later she stirred in
his arms.
"Darling," she pouted, peering into his
-abstracted face, "what's wrong now?"
"Nothing
except I'd like to see his work; to know how close he
came. I've wrestled with that problem for-" He broke off
amazed as the devil flashed back. Satan seemed oddly
embarrassed.
"I forgot," he mumbled. "I need
to-ah!" He stooped for the scattered papers, gathering
and smoothing them tenderly. "It certainly gets you," he
said, avoiding Simon's gaze. ”Impossible to stop
just now. Why, if I could only prove one simple little
lemma"
He saw the blazing interest in Simon, and
dropped his apologetic air. "Say," he grunted, "you've
worked on this, I'm sure. Did you try continued
fractions? Fermat must have used them, and-move over a
minute, please-" This last to Mrs. Flagg. He sat down
beside Simon, tucked his tail under, and pointed to a
jungle of symbols.
Mrs.
Flagg sighed. Suddenly the devil seemed a familiar
figure, little different from old Professor Atkins, her
husband's colleague at the university. Any time two
mathematicians got together on a tantalizing problem ...
Resignedly she left the room, coffee pot in hand. There
was certainly a long session in sight. She knew. After
all, she was a professor's wife.
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